i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes
me: goes to lowes
lowes man: how can I help you son
me: first of all I am not your son. second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals
Sarah Sanderson appreciation post.
Hocus Pocus (1993)
CLINTASHA AU - The woes of a superspy couple.
"You’re mad at me for forgetting your fake birthday?! But that wasn’t even in the file! Nat!"
She was letting the guards know who she wanted to take out