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i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes



me:  goes to lowes

lowes man:  how can I help you son

me:  first of all I am not your son.  second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals

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Sarah Sanderson appreciation post. 

Hocus Pocus (1993)

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CLINTASHA AU - The woes of a superspy couple.

"You’re mad at me for forgetting your fake birthday?! But that wasn’t even in the file! Nat!"

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She was letting the guards know who she wanted to take out

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"You will not be continuing in the scaring program."

This hits hard

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